A Plug, and not the butt kind

Garg.  I tried to post a kickass piece including examples about the Writing Challenge Story thread of the Labryinth Forum, and the formatting came out looking like arse. 

Still I wholeheartedly recommend it because of things like this:

ArcadianCrown:

She dragged her nails across the cave walls, their painted surfaces chipping as their ends began to split and fracture. Her baby-blue dress was pretty and trimmed with lace; small ribbons dotted the pockets and collars. Angry-looking stains splattered in slashes marked the front, dark and red.

"Mr Rabbit?" She called, her voice a pealing bell-like noise. "My tricky, tricky prince?"

I realize that I should be writing like this for every line of the stories I produce, but it's so damn hard ot maintain that level of word-ness (see!?!?  I'm already failing at the words) when you're also trying to focus on bigger plot elements.